In this day in age of wigger’d out YouTube videos and cell phones talking back to you, it’s an eye watering moment when the water jug gets in the game for some play time. Think about it. The water jug was like our great grandparents version of the Playstation. Now we’re putting sangria and all kinds of dumb shit in there. My great grandkids will be stupid so they will probably enjoy a nice game of water jug.

Since flying out of the nest at 19 years old, I’ve had two roommates. Fortunately, those two housemates were excellent all across the board. Bills were paid on time, sex noise was blanketed by 90’s R&B and food was a non-issue. I’ve always wondered if me being male and both roommates being female was a big factor. An important feature in a roommate living situation is how food is bought and partitioned. In the two roommate households I lived in, we had a “what’s mine is yours and what’s yours is mine” policy that worked out flawlessly. We both bought groceries at an even level and if a last of a particular item were remaining or something looked too out of the ordinary to just pick up and consume (like birthday cake, tyrannosaurus egg yolk, etc.) then we’d just ask if the particular items were up for grabs.

Unfortunate for some of you out in People Land, you’ve had roommate food nightmares so bad they have made you impotent. My humility level in the roommate food department went on overdose after hearing roommate stories from friends that whole turkeys went missing, entire grocery trips worth of food were used for BBQs and Hot Cheetos were used as dog food.

Do you have any juicy roommate food related stories?

It’s like rolling 20 moist blunts, then eating the blunts, then falling asleep because that grease was whispering sweet nothings to your stomach.

Dodger Stadium’s all you can eat section.

With the Euro Cup 2012 Finals being played in 7 different Ukrainian and Polish stadiums with 16 different nations participating, I’m curious to know what kind of food is served at the stadium concession stands. I wouldn’t expect hotdogs and burritos to be on the menu as much as I wouldn’t expect chicken adobo and lumpia to be available at a Gwar concert. What I’m more curious about is do the stadiums serve more local Ukrainian and Polish foods or do they cater to the 16 nations they are hosting.

Or maybe I have this overseas stadium food thing all wrong. Me being a fat f*ck food loving American and expecting to intake 91,000 calories at sporting events, I would expect there to be a plethora of munchies to choose from at Euro Cup 2012 stadiums. Maybe across the pond they focus more on the actual game at hand than the pork chop sandwich in hand. I have to admit, my love for baseball dogs is almost as equal as my love for the game, so I sorta, kinda apply that mindstate to all sporting events across the world. My bad…or your bad. Everyone’s bad! Bad Badtz Maru.

What’s the science!!!??? Greetings, it’s your favorite softball team, The Chaos Bunch, with another video interview entry on GoodVibeSD.com. We recently chopped it up with Image From The Wood, Rayted R, Virusss and Cwitch A.K.A. Battlestar Massive A.K.A. DMC USA Team Champs to discuss a grab bag of topics. On the discussion table was their upcoming trip to represent the United States at the DMC Team Finals in London, the history of Battlestar Massive, Cwitch maybe adding more Sssss to his name [Cwitchsssss??], throwing beer around, Battlestar Gallactica and Rayted-R speaking in his native tongue. I can explain this interview in words till the cows come back to my ratchet ass condo, but to get the full frontal awesomeness of this interview, you’re just gonna have to peep it with your own view finders. Battlestar Massive, we love y’all [left boobie flash]!
All in all, nobody I know got killed in South Central L.A. Today was a good day!

I caught up with DMC USA Team Champs Battlestar Massive for GoodVibeSD.com recently. Peep zee interview.

I used to be the biggest Canibus fan. Almost to the point of probably washing his car if he asked me to. Fast forward 14 years later, ‘Bis is like the dope fiend of rap. It’s all good, at least you outshined everyone on “Boyz to Men”. They may be able to take your manhood in front of 40,000 wiggers, but they can never take back 1998. Well, LL Cool J did, but they can never take back 1998 from June – earlier July.

Raglan Public House in Ocean Beach is the new hypeness. This New Zealand inspired, stateside burger joint, is a needed change of pace amongst the same ‘ol same cow in-between two pieces of bread spots. Not only do they got a rad ass black bean burger for your black bean eating ass, but you can build real estate with a round of bones around your food. How easier can life get? Perhaps I can invent some sort of electronic mail system. Hmmmmm and I shall call it “Quail” – as in quick mail. Some day, someone will be saying, “Hey, did you get that quail I sent you?” and the other person will respond with, ” I just quailed you back”.