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Since flying out of the nest at 19 years old, I’ve had two roommates. Fortunately, those two housemates were excellent all across the board. Bills were paid on time, sex…

It’s like rolling 20 moist blunts, then eating the blunts, then falling asleep because that grease was whispering sweet nothings to your stomach.