Calbee Shrimp Chips – Raise Your Hand If You Like Them
Ever since I could remember Calbee Shrimp Chips have been a part of my life. Even before my first hamburger, I was eating Calbee Shrimp Chips. Even before I lost my virginity at 25, I remember enjoying Calbee Shrimp Chips. Even before I had these amazingly oiled rock hard abs, I was terrorizing some Calbee Shrimp Chips. I love them and I thought everybody in the world loved them as well. Until recently…
I was amongst friends (or so I thought) when I opened a freshly bought bag of Calbee Shrimp Chips. Salivating, ready to pop a couple in my mouth, I hear somebody in the background say, “What the fuck smells like lake fishing bait?”. So, I turned around, pointed at him and yelled, “Your daddy smells like lake fishing bait!” then stomped out the house like a little bee-yotch. I couldn’t come up with anything more clever to say in that short period of time. It caught me off guard that somebody would dislike Calbee Shrimp Chips. I’ll admit it. That day I cried a little bit in the inside, I stopped believing that the human race has compassion and my dreams of riding an all black unicorn was destroyed.
It’s really quite logical. Everybody loves shrimp. Everybody loves chips. Why doesn’t everybody love Calbee Shrimp Chips? They aren’t too salty, they don’t have an overpowering shrimp taste, they are very crunchy and they are shaped in little twisty rod shapes. What is there not to like? Are Calbee Shrimp Chips an Asian thing?
Forget it. I’ll just eat them all by myself. And then stalk the nearest female neighbor with my custom crazy guy eyes.
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I tried those once, when I lived in Miami. I remember going “ooh, neat. They look yummy!…Gawd, this smells like old tuna *crosses eyes*….*politely spits into napkin*.”
“So, I turned around, pointed at him and yelled, “Your daddy smells like lake fishing bait!” then stomped out the house like a little bee-yotch.
This made my day
That’s better than “her house smells like Lipton Landing” from Juno
Oh, I love the Juno. I like when the dad says he’s gonna kick Juno’s boyfriend in the nuts.
Speaking of Juno. Is it just me or is it creepy that the boy from Juno and the boy from Zombieland are too similar. I mean, their’s room for one of those kind of guys in this world, but two of those guys in this world is just too much.
I had to go look that movie up, ‘cuz I hardly watch zombie movies that don’t involve Rod Serling narration
Those two really do look alike 
I seriously have a bag of them in my house right now! And I’m not Asian! I will admit though, I hadn’t tried them until my now ex-husband (Chinese) introduced them to me. But I will say, my love of shrimp chips outlasted the love of my husband! Okay, maybe that was bad, but it’s the truth
Definitely not bad, Jen. I miss the fleet of ice cream trucks my exboyfriend’s family had. Him, not so much
Oh man – I would miss that too!
Well Jen, at least he introduced you to something that you could love forever…and ever.
Megan, fleet of ice cream trucks? A fleet of anything is definitely a good sign. Fleet of crackheads? Eh, I can dig it.
Hey Jen…and ever.
Oh so true! Yum