The Man With The Red Hair
Yesterday, I was at a stop light. I know, I know. That’s crazy right. I….ME…CALEB…AT A STOP LIGHT! It was very invigorating to say the least. Anyways, while at the stop light, I turned my head to the left to notice a man’s head was on fire. Upon further review, I noticed that his head was in fact not on fire, but it was as red as the Japanese rising sun. “This is fantastic. Also, note to self: buy avocados”, I told myself. I quickly grabbed my camera to take a flick. With all the excitement, I couldn’t get the camera to focus; I was fumbling with it like a hot potato. Then the car behind me started honking it’s horn and the car behind that car started honking it’s horn. I looked up to witness that the stop light had turned green. I prayed, middle finger’d the car behind me, took a hail mary shot of the man with the red hair and hit the gas pedal. “ZOOOOOOOOOOOM BOOM BOOM POW!!!”, my car said. The picture above is all I have left of that moment in time. Dear man with the red hair: why did you turn your hair red like that? Why are you wearing a suit? Hopefully you are a dance instructor or something like that. Or maybe you are half tomato. Why are you on the cell phone? I’m thinking you have God’s number and you were asking him what he was doing this weekend and if it was cool if you asked out his ex-girlfriend because it’s been 3 years since they went out anyways. Besides, he was treating her all types of wrong and deserves a better man.
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I feel better knowing that I’m not the only one that takes pictures of random people that I see in public.
I once took a picture of a white male in his 30′s walking around costco in shorts, loafers and socks up to his knees.
It was awesome
Some flicks are random, but some not so random. Like this one time I was hiding in the bush by my ex-girlfriend’s house…anyways to make a long story short let me abbreviate what happened:
cops, bang-bang, get on the floor, booty violated, promotion, boomerang, did somebody just take my food from the fridge, video games…the end.
It was a great 5 years.