
“Bowls: Bad for haircuts. Good for meals.”
I must agree with Jack on this one. Oh, you think I’m just talkin’ out my <ya know> when I say that?

Yeah, that’s me at about 4 years old. Told you bowls were bad for haircuts. My dear young Caleb…their’s much I have to warn you about. Like that one time when you didn’t buy the two for one toilet tissue last week at Cost-Co. WHY????!!!!???!!

Introducing….the Submarina bread bowl. I chose the broccoli soup. I’m not in much of a mood to write something witty and funny right now. Hmmmmmm, I think I’m getting my period. No, nevermind, it’s just laziness. Phew, I was worried there for a second.
I’ll simply say that Submarina bread bowls are nice. Very nice. So nice that you would invite it to your backseat for some sweet, sweet <insert imagination here>

The secret to making your bread bowl extra nice is to throw in some crunchiness. Whether it be crackers, chips, cookies, circuit boards or whatever…the crunchiness mixed in with the soupiness is a classic combo that will never get old. Now only if we could get the Bloods and the Crips to come together….well….that might not work. I figure if the Bloods and Crips joined forces they would just be a bigger gang and end up going after the Greens, Yellows, Purples and Oranges. Not cool. Fun. But not cool. Entertaining, yes. But not cool. Cool, but not cool.

My bad, I totally forgot. BK from Sanz Pareil wanted me to show you this picture of his old bowl haircut from 1987. He said, “The bowl haircut is what attracted my husband to me”. That was cool with me, but it was kinda weird because we were talking about the Lakers game when he all of a sudden just blurted that out.

And their you have it. My take on the Submarina bread bowl. So let’s recap:
-Bloods and Crips…not cool if they joined forces
-Crunchiness and soupiness is a good thing
-I almost got my period
-Bowls are bad for haircuts. Good for meals.
-BK’s husband enjoys a great bowl haircut
-Never ever touch a black mans radio
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1 BK // Jun 23, 2009 at 7:30 pm
caleb is my husband…
pause…
no homo…
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