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Before I start this blog post, I want to tear your attention to the right sidebar of this page. Do you see the new widget that I put on there? The one about joining my band’s mailing list. Yes my people, I have become that guy that promotes his band like they’re the most fantastic thing since sliced wrists. I mean, sliced bread. Please help some starving musicians out and join our mailing list – so we can bother you with all types of nonsense during odd hours of the night. Lightweight stalking as some would say.

My #4 joy in this life is observing peoples subconscious facial reactions while doing things that pleasure them. Yes, you can twist that sentence into some sort of perverted, hilarious rebuttal. No, really, you can. I encourage you to do so and email me those perverted rebuttals. Then I’ll take all those rebuttals, put them in a beer bottle and throw them in the Pacific Ocean in hopes that some super religious person across the equator finds it. And that, my friends, is how I imagine the next crusade will begin.

As I was saying, subconscious facial reactions are very interesting because they are the purest types of indicators of….well…many emotions. Video game playing faces, driving faces, watching a movie faces, playing basketball faces, catching an old man naked on accident faces, standing in line angry because the person at the front of the line is taking too long faces and the ever so popular sex faces (also known as “bumpin’ uglies”). With that said, here are my goofy, loofy, McKoofy faces of eating. I encourage you to email me your eating faces to ramendays@yahoo.com so I can make a nice collage of RamenDays.com readers and their adventures in making faces.

In yo face!!!

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