The work fridge is abused like the red headed, overweight, half annoying, going through puberty step child. Not that I’m any different. I put and forget the most random things in there. And yes, I’m still going through puberty. I wouldn’t be surprised if  someone found my pogs in the back of the freezer. We (as in us employees) time capsule our [...]

With Summer just around the corner it’s about that time to bust out the day time sangria while you’re taking a 15 minute break pretending like you’re going for a power walk when really you’re hitting the trunk of the car to take a swig of ‘ol Spanish grandma’s shine potion. Here’s a tip: When [...]

Thanks for all the emails alerting me that this site was down yesterday. According to my hosting people, hackers got into my website through a WordPress plugin and started a spam campaign which alerted my hosting company to shut down RamenDays.com. God damn you Angelina Joline! It must have been an Easter related attack. Easter [...]

Ever wonder how you can get that annoying toll booth attendent in a bad ass arm bar? Well, it’s all in the diet my brothers and sisters. Herschel Walker will get you to tap out fueled on only one meal a day.