Studio Diner
4701 Ruffin Rd
San Diego, CA 92123
(858) 715-6400

Contrary to popular belief, the life of a bachelor has many downfalls. However, on the other end of that stick, the life of a bachelor has a few perks. One major upside is the topic of food. You can eat what, when, and wherever you want. For example: a bachelor can eat on the floor, sitting Native American style in his cartoon boxers while watching cartoons in his cartoon comforter. My favorite bachelor food story is the time my buddy told me that he was eating spam straight out the can like a finger food. I’d personally like to go into more detail on that particular story, but we’ll save that one for a rainy day.

On this particular Sunday, my boys’ Rico (AKA Puerto Rico), Steve-O (AKA Steve-O), and Norlen (AKA Nor) invited me to join them for a 4pm breakfast at a joint called Studio Diner (4701 Ruffin Road, San Diego, CA 92123). This diner isn’t named Studio Diner just because it’s a snazzy name. No, no, no Mr. President. It’s actually named Studio Diner because it is located an underhand stone’s throw away from San Diego’s only film studio. Did I forget to mention that the diner is shaped like an old school movie set trailer? Very creative indeedy-deed.

So, on this eating adventure we all ordered a variation off the Studio Diner’s “two egg and something else” breakfast menu. I ordered eggs (scrambled) and hash, Steve-O ordered the same, Puerto Rico got his eggs with bacon (fat bacon strips mind you), and Nor got his with sausage with an order of pancakes on the side. All these egg meals also comes with hash browns and toast. A feast built for royalty, but in an ironic twist, we are not of royal blood; thus the meal being branded as an extra special event.

The staff was just as great as the food was. Our server, Jennifer, was very pleasing to the eyes and quite the observant conversationalist. She had noticed that I had a Guam emblem on my keychain and quickly sparked an interesting conversation regarding her uncle, a cook at Studio Diner, originating from the island of Guam. Her being a pretty young lady and me being detached from the relationship world, I threw some flirty jabs at her. However, Jennifer being a professional at her job, she quickly took me out with a one, two combination and I was out for the count…figuratively that is.

All in all, this breakfast was the pinnacle of what a bachelors breakfast should be. What more can we ask for? Maybe some fellatio, but I can live without that for now.

Puerto Rico holding up two plates like a championship trophy and Steve-O’s hand; ready for some breakfast destruction.

Nor with the fatty pattycakes…and Steve-O getting his reverse thizz face on.

Steve-O looking all cute with his amazing biceps. Nor showing Steve-O how to execute a real reverse thizz face.

Eggs and Hash (not the illegal hash you smoke out the pipe)

Nor’s pancakes………

Breakfast gets destroyed….

Can you spot the bread arrow??? Puerto Rico writing a haiku in his head about hummingbirds; He’s just deep like that. Steve-O looking where he shouldn’t be looking, but he is looking there anyways like “Yeah I’m looking over there and I know the camera is on me and I still don’t care. Kumite!! Kumite!! Noktsuka Noktsuka!!” It’s a Bloodsport thing.

Studio Diner is so hip that they even have a MySpace page…just like all the other cool kids we know. Check ‘em out @ their page.

Here’s some more pics from a second visit of Studio Diner. Yup, it was so good I’ve been back at least 10 times.

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