The word sangria just screams of sophistication. Say it to yourself really quick. SAN-GREE-UH…now you know how to change your own transmission fluid and you can say your A-B-C’s backwards in Spanish. In reality, sangria is just a richie way to say jungle juice. You can try to argue that it’s not, but it really is. The only difference between sangria and jungle juice is in sangria wine is used and in jungle juice wine is not used. In both recipes you can pretty much throw in whatever you want. There’s no way you can mess up sangria. It’s just throwing a bunch of fruit based ingredients together. Seriously, all I did was throw all these ingredients together. It doesn’t take a genius to make, but ironically you’d have to be a genius to mess it up. The only thing that isn’t pictured is the 8 12oz. cans of 7up that I poured into the mix. Alochol is not healthy at all, but if you are trying to be healthy this is the way to go. Also, the ladies love it and when the ladies love the drink it’s one step closer to them loving you. Of course, I don’t condone getting the ladies drunk so they can love you. Some call that rape, some call it game…I call Ghostbusters.

What are your sangria recipes????

 OJ and Carlo Rossi

EJ Brandy

Cut up some fruits and pour brandy over the fruit.

refigerate for about an hour

then dump all the ingrediants (don’t forget plenty of ice) into a giant tub, stir, and….bam!! all of a sudden you’re in a house robe with like 10,000 chicks around you. Then you wake up because it was all a dream and you actually just got laid off and you haven’t had a shower in 7 days, but who cares because you just got laid off. Also, you have the herpes. Wow.

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