With Summer just around the corner it’s about that time to bust out the day time sangria while you’re taking a 15 minute break pretending like you’re going for a power walk when really you’re hitting the trunk of the car to take a swig of ‘ol Spanish grandma’s shine potion.
Here’s a tip: When all your mooching little friends think all the sangria is gone, eat the left over fruit. You’ll get your vitamins plus you’ll get all one legged earthquake off the liquor that was hiding in those fruits. If you want to get really fancy with it, take those left over fruits, throw them in a ziploc bag and toss them in the freezer. In about 3 hours you’ll have the greatest liquor excreting ice cubes.
On an off note, I think it’s quite alright to start sentences with “And”, “But and “Or. If you don’t think so then you probably think witches cursed your cow herd and the planet is shaped like a laptop. Face it, this is a new age in literature. And what??!!??
I love this idea. It’s even better than “wait until everyone has eaten 80% of the chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream, then take the last 20% because all the good stuff is on the bottom of the carton.”