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…and y’all thought Dave Chappelle was kidding. I bought this at a local gas station, but refused to drink it. However, my buddy quickly took me up on the offer (the offer was for him to drink it for no form of compensation) and went merrily on his way. I haven’t heard from him since. Maybe he’s so relaxed he’s stretched out like a cat in the middle of the ocean in a life raft. Anyhow, purple drank is the real deal Holyfield. Ask Evander Holyfield.

I fux with Taco Bell’s Beefy Crunch Burrito with Flamin’ Hot Fritos. I fux with it a lot. If you don’t fux with it I hope a fox fux you up. Actually, no I don’t. I just wouldn’t give you a ride home after you’ve been drinkin’ hella wine coolers.

Pepsi cancelled its newest Diet Pepsi can released in Afghanistan and Iraq after being accused that it depicts the tragic events of September 11th, 2001. The Jerusalem Post received an email from a Pepsi spokesperson stating that the company did not mean to offend anyone and that the picture on said can was actually Dubai’s skyline.

A mystery man, dubbed the “Mystery Santa”, walked into a Waycross, Georgia McDonald’s, bought 20 gift cards worth $25 each and told the store manager that they be ”used for the hungry and homeless.” Brian Fey, the manager, was so touched by this gesture that he is matching Mystery Santa’s donation dollar for dollar. The gift cards were distributed equally to a local Baptist Church and a food pantry in the nearby town of Blackshear.

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas. Stories such as this makes me wish that the holidays were year round. We’ll call it “Big Ass Christmas” or “Huge Ass Hanukkah” or “Colossal Ass Kwanza”.