RamenDays.com

A little over a year ago I wrote a post that got a lot of attention. More attention than a fat booty in a skinny booty contest. The post was dedicated to the wackness of Andy Capp’s Hot Fries. You can read the post here. I have to retract that whole entire post. NOT because Andy Capp’s Hot Fries all of a sudden didn’t suck the big one. No, no, no. Andy Capp’s Hot Fries still sucks the great gigantic big one. I have to retract that entire post because I have found a new champion in junk food vomiting.

I picked up this bag of OnYums Hot Flavored Rings during a road trip gas station stop around Las Vegas, Nevada. I picked these bad boys up because 1) they were .99 cents and 2) they had a big a Louisiana hot sauce bottle on the front of the bag. I was going for one of those win/win situations. These wack rings left my mouth quicker than they went in. So I passed the bag around the car just in case my tastebuds were actin’ a foul. The population in the car turned on me like I farted with the windows up and the heat turned all the way right. To make it up to my car companions I made them all balloon animals and rode the rest of the way home on the hood of the van. Honestly, I would have rather ate the actual .99 cents.

STAY AWAY FROM THE ONYUMS.

Bookmark to: