A little over a year ago I wrote a post that got a lot of attention. More attention than a fat booty in a skinny booty contest. The post was dedicated to the wackness of Andy Capp’s Hot Fries. You can read the post here. I have to retract that whole entire post. NOT because Andy Capp’s Hot Fries all of a sudden didn’t suck the big one. No, no, no. Andy Capp’s Hot Fries still sucks the great gigantic big one. I have to retract that entire post because I have found a new champion in junk food vomiting.
I picked up this bag of OnYums Hot Flavored Rings during a road trip gas station stop around Las Vegas, Nevada. I picked these bad boys up because 1) they were .99 cents and 2) they had a big a Louisiana hot sauce bottle on the front of the bag. I was going for one of those win/win situations. These wack rings left my mouth quicker than they went in. So I passed the bag around the car just in case my tastebuds were actin’ a foul. The population in the car turned on me like I farted with the windows up and the heat turned all the way right. To make it up to my car companions I made them all balloon animals and rode the rest of the way home on the hood of the van. Honestly, I would have rather ate the actual .99 cents.
STAY AWAY FROM THE ONYUMS.
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2 responses so far ↓
1 Rosa // Jul 7, 2010 at 5:22 pm
They don’t sound very exciting indeed
…. I only eat 100% natural chips nowadays as the rest tastes pretty bad and is quite unhealthy.
Cheers,
Rosa
2 Megan // Jul 8, 2010 at 12:12 pm
I’m partial to Sun Chips, Pirate’s Booty & Miss Vickie’s Chips myself
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