When typing in a few words in the search bar, Google automatically takes your keywords and suggests the most searched for phrases for your search. Oh Google, please behave yourself.
Anyways, check out what people like to search about your race. By the way, if you feel this is offensive in any way please jump off the nearest bridge because I guarantee you can find humility somewhere down there. I also heard there’s a box of humility at the subway station by the 3rd rail.
White people.
Black people.
Asian people.
Indian people.
Filipino people.
Since I’m Filipino please let me answer some of these most searched queries. We have Spanish last names because Spain basically raped our country when they took it over a couple hundreds years back. We have flat noses because how else are we supposed to smell our mustaches? We look Mexican because the Mexicans were also raped by Spain so we tend to look alike. We eat dog because if we didn’t eat dog the dog would eat us. We smell because we never shower…like never…it’s a part of our religion. Nevermind, we shower. I don’t know why we smell. I didn’t know “handsome” and “beautiful” had a scent. We work abroad because the Philippines is a poor country so we go over to other countries to work. Plus, we like to ride on airplanes…they make us sit on the wings of the plane because SOME people think we smell.
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5 responses so far ↓
1 amy // Jun 6, 2009 at 11:34 am
Beeeeeyotiful. The best one is ‘why do asian people have eyes’.
2 BK // Jun 6, 2009 at 11:00 pm
haha funny stuff…indian ppl just straight up stink huh?
but yo, real talk, you need to start cookin n shit…
3 Caleb // Jun 8, 2009 at 1:30 pm
BK, hell yeah I do. But first, lemme get 5 dollars.
4 Your Daily Cute // Jun 9, 2009 at 10:49 pm
This is hysterical!
5 BK // Jun 10, 2009 at 2:25 am
i got 2 on it! make it work!
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