McDonald’s Big Mac Wrap

I once had to babysit my little nephew back in 1998. During that babysit he took a nice dump in his diapers. His B.M. looked so unappealing that, that day I swore to keep away from babysitting for life because I never wanted to see that picture again.
Then in January 2010 I ruined my 12 year streak when I saw the above picture of Mcdonald’s new Big Mac Wrap. I haven’t tasted it so I won’t comment on the taste, but the idea alone is not very appealing. And I thought the Burger King scooter mishap was the checkmate in the most unattractive fast food blooper.

Really, I have a lot of facial expressions, but very few words to describe the above photo. Who are they trying to sell this thing to? Burrito fans who have always wished for more burger in their burrito? Here’s a list of what’s to follow McDonald’s Big Mac Wrap:
-Milkshake tacos
-Big Mac special sauce parfait
-Chicken nuggets in the shape of swatchtikas
-Fish Fillet made out of 100% beef
-Tossed prisoner salad
Think this is gross? Check out Andy Capp’s Hot Fries. Now those are gross!






Eww, McDonald’s burgers. I haven’t eaten one of those since ’84. That wrap is right up there with Joey’s flounder tarts from Full House
“Tossed prisoner salad”
Well, we know what goes on top of that salad
Oh hey, someone prepared a nice warm bed for me in hell…
I agree McDonald’s burgers are very ewwww. Actually, I’m no longer a fan of any fast food burger. A couple weeks ago I ate a Jack In The Box burger, fell asleep about a hour later and woke up at 3am with hangover symptoms. No joke. That completely turned me off burgers for at least a couple months.
Yeah, Uncle Joey, the virgin uncle who lived in the basement and made strange voices. I always wanted to be like him. Then I realized I wanted to be like Uncle Jesse. Then I wanted to be like Kimmie Gibler’s boyfriend cause he was always like “Whatever”. Yeah, good times!
I guess you missed the episode where — and in Dave Barry’s words, I’m not making this up — the girls walked in on Joey and some bleach blond thing in bed in the basement. That was one awkward episode
Kimmy’s boyfriend Dwayne ? Awesome. I loved their axe murderer almost wedding