I was always told that…
…the best articles always start out with a picture of a penis cake. So, what is a man to do? Well, a man builds a penis cake and then gets to writing the best article in the mutherfreakin’ Puerto Rican world. Though I can’t take credit for the penis cake (my friend Alicia actually made this for New Years), I can say that it was mighty deeeeeeeeelish – and then I felt a little weird about it. Then I got drunk, threw up, debated with my friends why The Terminator always has to travel to the future naked, got kinda mad and then went to sleep. What a wonderful night.
“Penis Cake: Inspiring Writers Since 1845″
In appreciation of the penis cake and the events and people that surround such a magnificent cake, I want to do a little reminiscing and highlight the people that inspire my writings and penis cakes worldwide.
From left to right: Jen Mango, P, Old School Tone AKA Samuel L. Jackson (back), and Me (Caleb) – throwing up the #1 sign because I was told that you have to be #1. I haven’t quite figured out what I’m #1 in, but I figure I’d throw up the sign first and then figure it out later. As long as I’m not #1 herpes or #1 at any STD then I think I should be cool.
My cuzzo and his wifey – Kev and P
Mike The Mechanic and Rico AKA Puerto Rico
Front row: Kev, Big-D, and Puerto Rico. Back Row: Norm and Old School Tone AKA Samuel L. Jackson
Puerto Rico and I (Caleb) lookin’ all homeless.
Norman Dunn doing the Soul Train line thingy with his all white 1997 jacket.
Cody’s famous white guy spaghetti. White is the new right – as they say in the streets.
Tory-T giving a high five to his imaginary friend.
Jen Mango bout to get her grub on.
Orgasm to this picture
Shaun Bro AKA The Hariest Guy On The Planet
Then we drum. Oh, you didn’t know? We’re in a live Hip Hop band. Check us out at www.theconcreteproject.com.
A man in a lady’s nursing uniform is crazy enough within itself. However, it gets crazier. The crazier thing about this picture is that this wasn’t even a costume party. BK from Sanz Pareil just showed up like this. I remember it clearly. It was a Wednesday night and we were just maxin’, drinkin’ some brew in the backyard. All of a sudden, BK from Sanz Pareil shows up in a lady’s nursing uniform.
But hey, only god can judge him – I can’t. Some of my friends are tweekers, some of my friends enjoy working on cars, some of them are 33 years old and still live with their parents and I’m not so perfect either. So when BK from Sanz Pareil shows up in a lady’s nursing uniform on a Wednesday night talkin’ about “I thought I’d just stop by before going to work”, I’m not gonna say anything to disrespect his decision.
Just kidding. Actually this picture was from last year’s Halloween party. Me and BK are having a blog war right now so I had to bust out the big guns. Still kinda freaky. At least he’s dancing with a girl.
Every great article ends with a penis cake.
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HAHAHAHA…that’s the only pic of me u could post huh? oh, it’s on!
That’s a penis cake??? Oh boy… and all this time I have been feeding my family and innocent granddaughter the same…LOL
You have a cool site!
@ BK: Hey, you know I’m just hatin’ cause you look better than me in a female nursing uniform. I could never pull it off.
@ Elsie: haha, you are too funny. Grandma with some jokes…I love it!! Thanks for stopping by the site and I hope you stop by again soon.
Hell Yeah! Hell Yeah! Maybe BK was tryin out the new SP line of womans clothes.