Heinz Spotted Dick

heinz spotted dick Heinz Spotted Dick

I always knew that I would have spotted dick in my hands at some point in my life, but I never thought that day would be so early…and I’d be smiling. I always thought I’d be some sort of crackhead or <insert drug here>head before I held spotted dick. Well, atleast this spotted dick is brand name.

crackhead on a bottle Heinz Spotted Dick

I went to a store the other day that specializes in Eastern European products. Boy, those Eastern Europeans sure know how to make mustard mayo spread attractive.

WASABI PEAS….WHAT!!!???