Who out there likes booty? Have you received any booty lately? Well, even if you’re a failure at attracting a mate you can always go to your local grocery store and pick up a bag of Veggie Booty made by the delicious people at Robert’s American Gourmet (www.robscape.com). But seriously, the reason why you’re probably not getting any human booty is because you’re a little nutty in the brain region. For real, did you honestly think an opening line like “You’re hot just like my sister…but the only difference is I can legally do you” would really work? Whoa, slow down Mr. Suave; don’t use your best pick up lines all at once now.
So, go get yourself some Veggie Booty. They are a puffy, green, light snack that’ll make you tell your wife “Cot Damn, these are a light snack! These are so tasty I won’t be doing any domestic violence to your face tonight.” So, in conclusion, they are a treat for your taste buds and a wife beating deterrent.
***edit***
Many human beings have been emailing me, asking where has Tory-T been? Welp, I snapped a picture of the infamous co-runner of this website. I snapped a flick of him while he was getting his hair un-did in the studio. By the way, that is our keyboardist Jen Mango un-didding his hair-she brings me the dopest, weirdest organic tea when I’m sick. I think their is drugs in there, but I never tell her. I know he probably wouldn’t like this picture because his face looks super hurt, but these are the consequences of slacking off on RamenDays.com.
I LOVE YOU TORY!!
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4 responses so far ↓
1 jane // May 30, 2008 at 4:23 pm
Pls keep the posts coming!
2 Caleb // May 30, 2008 at 4:59 pm
3 Katlin // Jun 3, 2008 at 4:03 pm
YUM!
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