10066 Pacific Heights Blvd #109
San Diego, CA 92121
Neighborhood: Sorrento Valley
As a soldier in the Sorrento Valley cubicle robot army, I am forced to find my noon time nourishment within a 30 minute lunch radius. So, to make a short story even shorter, Hanaya Sushi is within this (sad) radius. I must agree with the popular Yelp opinion about Hanaya Sushi. This place is one step up from doo doo on a stick. It’s not all bad though – at least you have a cool stick to take home after eating the doo doo. Do you know how many things I can do with a stick? Just off the top of my head, I can break it in half and now I have two sticks. Hmmmmm so maybe if I need sticks I’ll go to Hanaya Sushi. However, if it’s sushi food that floats your boat, my suggestion is to tell all your pirate friends to steer their ships away from Hanaya Sushi. Eh, you might as well go ahead and tell your non-pirate friends as well.
P.S. They label themselves as a Japanese “fusion” restaurant, but the only fusion I could see is that they add a salad to their meals. Whoa, stop the presses!!! Salad with your sushi??? This is an unberievable invention that just pushes the limits of culinary art. I should tell my mechanic to include a salad with all his oil changes so he can be a “fusion” auto repair shop. Fusion Auto Repair Shop would be my stripper name…it would also be my street basketball nickname.
That food does look predigested *backs away from pics*
“As a soldier in the Sorrento Valley cubicle robot army”
That line seriously has potential for a play / movie. It would make a really good opening like. Like the kind of movie where you’re all “La la la, taking the train to work, just another boring day. Take this briefcase from you, strange fellow passenger ? No thank you, you mistake me for someone else because –*falls to floor* omg, why are we being shot at ?! And where are we running to ?!”
Sounds like that Tom Cruise, Camron Diaz movie Knight and Day. That movie sucked. However, if I went into the movie thinking it was a comedy, I think I might have enjoyed it.
omg, wtf was that in that bowl? i’m sorry you had to pay for that sorry excuse for food…
I did pay. With my money and my soul. I wonder what Pierce Brosnan would say about this?