10066 Pacific Heights Blvd #109
San Diego, CA 92121
Neighborhood: Sorrento Valley
As a soldier in the Sorrento Valley cubicle robot army, I am forced to find my noon time nourishment within a 30 minute lunch radius. So, to make a short story even shorter, Hanaya Sushi is within this (sad) radius. I must agree with the popular Yelp opinion about Hanaya Sushi. This place is one step up from doo doo on a stick. It’s not all bad though – at least you have a cool stick to take home after eating the doo doo. Do you know how many things I can do with a stick? Just off the top of my head, I can break it in half and now I have two sticks. Hmmmmm so maybe if I need sticks I’ll go to Hanaya Sushi. However, if it’s sushi food that floats your boat, my suggestion is to tell all your pirate friends to steer their ships away from Hanaya Sushi. Eh, you might as well go ahead and tell your non-pirate friends as well.
P.S. They label themselves as a Japanese “fusion” restaurant, but the only fusion I could see is that they add a salad to their meals. Whoa, stop the presses!!! Salad with your sushi??? This is an unberievable invention that just pushes the limits of culinary art. I should tell my mechanic to include a salad with all his oil changes so he can be a “fusion” auto repair shop. Fusion Auto Repair Shop would be my stripper name…it would also be my street basketball nickname.