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Okay, maybe your ass doesn’t stank. However, If you feel sluggish, unenergized (if that’s a word), or if you were about to have medium hot sex with your 230lbs girlfriend (who used to be 120 lbs and didn’t smell like Popeye’s Chicken #4 combo meal) and you couldn’t get it up…first things first, check your diet. Almost 90% of the time you’re feeling mentally and physically strained is because of what you put in your body and how much exercise you get. Either that or you’ve been working at a dead end office job for the past 7 years and the only thing that keeps your sanity at work is browsing the erotic section of Craigslist everyday. Below is a very simple salad recipe using boiled then sauteed chicken breast, lettuce, and tomatoes. Very simple, yet very energizing. Now you can give it to your girlfriend until she gets pregnant and you get stuck with her for the rest of your entire life or until you break up and owe her child support for the next 18 years (which pretty much should be the rest of your entire life). Don’t you love the positivity of this entry? Good times!!!

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