El Cotixan (Clairemont, San Diego) – Watering Hole For The Drunks

El Cotixan
4370 Genessee Ave
San Diego, CA 92117
(858) 571-8843

 

The drunks in San Diego will all agree that taco shops are the next stop after a night of drinking. That’s just how it goes in the land of the hoes. I actually just said that because it rhymed and all things that rhyme sound cool or is sound advice. For example, the terms: chillin like a villain, out like trout, stuck like chuck, blue’d up from the shoe up, starvin’ like marvin, in there like swimwear, etc. etc. Honestly, I would say San Diego is the land of the freeeeeee…and the hooooooooooommmmeee of theeeeeeeeeee braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave. Play ball!  Excuse me for getting off topic. Let me try this again. 

So drunks in San Diego…yada, yada, yada…taco shops….yada, yada, yada. That takes us to El Cotixan (4370 Genesee Ave, San Diego, CA 92117) located in the Clairemont area of S.D. As you know, I hate to brag. But brag I must about my San Diego Mexican food. I have eaten the best and the worst of it since moving to this great city in 1998. So, it’s my honor to announce that El Cotixan (off of Genesee) has one of the best plates of carne asada fries in San Diego. I was going to add more to this review of El Cotixan, but I am lazy today. So, I’ll just leave it at that.

Best carne asada fries in San Diego (and possibly the world) goes to: El Cotixan. HOLLA! for a dolla.

My buddy Ronnel eating the burrito before the burrito eats him. Think that’s funny? Well, it’s not so funny when you see a burrito attack. You won’t be laughing then.

Look how my buddy Jester is holding the Jalapeno. <sarcasm starts here>I know gay and that is not gay <sarcasm ends here>. Not that being gay is a bad thing. However, when you are hetrosexual, doing gay things does not look well in front of your other hetrosexual friends. I wonder if the gays are the same way? Like when they do straight things do their friends make fun of them? You know how the straights say, “Man, that is so gay” when their friends are doing something to their dislike. I wonder if the gays go, “Man, that is so straight”. Hmmmmmm, maybe I should go undercover for this one. Maybe not.

Oh, lighten up. It’s just conversation. Their’s nothing wrong with being gay or being straight or being whatever. As long as y’all don’t drive drunk busy streets, don’t steal my tax money abusing welfare, and shake a persons hand when they put their’s out to greet you…I could care less what your sexual preferences are. However, if you are an asshole…I’m going to say, “Man, that dude is gay”. And I mean that in the less hateful way possible.