Denny’s Late Night Gets It Right

June 17th, 2009 · 4 Comments

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Denny’s would make the perfect politician. Without even saying a word, Denny’s brings together the seniors (mostly at 7am), the young (mostly at 3am), the happy blacks, the angry whites, the funny Asians, the not so jolly non-Asians, the ladies with promiscuous ways, the gents with big pay checks, the midnight tokers, the drunks, the meth heads, the interracial couples, the thugs that wear their hats in silly ways, the not so thugs who usually wear their hats straight with the brim bent, the geeks, the stinky, the hookers who need to get out of the rain, the gays, the not so very much gay, the sometimes gay when intoxicated, the virgins, the playa-playas, the lifted truck bros, the low rider brown pride Chicanos, the “wear my tank top everywhere” people, the comic convention patrons, the Hip Hop concert goers, the Dave Mathews fans, the couple that is about to break up, the couple that just had some hot sex on a platter, the cheating girlfriend, the drug dealer, the drug dealer’s customers, the republican, the democrat, the Christians, the Muslims, the unorthodox, BK from Sanz Pareil after he comes from his The Village People movie audition, the people that just read this whole non-sense paragraph and now feel like they want those 20 seconds of their life back (too bad. in yo face!)…etc., etc.

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Everybody loves Denny’s. If you don’t like Denny’s then you hate life. And if you hate life then you would make the perfect fat girl wingman. I mean, you hate life anyways, so I’m guessing you wouldn’t mind being a fat girl wingman. So basically what I’m saying is:

If you don’t want to be a fat girl wingman then you better smarten up and fall in love with some Denny’s.

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What’s your favorite Denny’s meal?

I’d have to say mine is the turkey club sandwich and fries. Simple yet affective. Game over. Arigato.

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4 responses so far ↓

1 BK // Jun 18, 2009 at 11:32 pm

he and tory are the “interracial couple” he mentions…that’s where they go after caleb gets done go-go dancing at the gay clubs…

btw, grand slam all day! hash extra crisp, eggs over easy, and english muff baby…
2 Caleb // Jun 19, 2009 at 1:25 pm

Just a side note….

When BK says “grand slam all day!” that is really slang for “hot sex with my boyfriend for 3 hours”.

Just thought I’d put that out there for those that aren’t up to date on the latest slang that kids are using these days.

Let’s keep it PG-13 huh BK? This is a food blog man. Don’t use my website for your vanity.
3 BK // Jun 23, 2009 at 7:27 pm

hahaha…hey hey, sex and food go together…
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