I texted everybody in my phonebook and asked them “How many hours a day do you think you spend at work on the internet doing personal stuff? What is your occupation?” Thanks to all who participated. Here are the results: After studying the data for 24 straight hours while wearing a lab coat I came [...]

Ahhh yes, the temp; we’ve all held the title or been acquainted with this person at some point. These breed of workers are best known for their high tolerance for disrespect and canine style obedience to superiors. Since they are temps their state of mind tells them that everybody in the company is their superior. [...]

Friday 3:00pm; soon you will be liberated from the shackles of “the routine” and you will be free to roam the planet. A faint taste of beer hops is formulating in your mandible and the pursuit of someone to trade uglies with will be under way shortly. THE WEEKEND IS HERE! I’m not Miss Chleo [...]

Brown Bagger- Who said you have to be in the 4th grade to bring your own lunch? Sure, all the preppies with Corvettes might not be doing it, but they also don’t get paid $8.27 an hour with no benefits. In reality, brown baggin’ your lunch is your best weapon in the war of “what [...]