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I’m not going to act like I’m smart by Googling “Why do I get sleepy after a meal?” and then reiterate the search results. By the way, isn’t it going to be so sad in like 10 years when Google is basically raising your kids and running your life. You literally Googled “How to change a diaper” and “How to play catch with [...]

The word sangria just screams of sophistication. Say it to yourself really quick. SAN-GREE-UH…now you know how to change your own transmission fluid and you can say your A-B-C’s backwards in Spanish. In reality, sangria is just a richie way to say jungle juice. You can try to argue that it’s not, but it really is. The only difference [...]

You’re a handsome little shrimp swimming in the ocean eating some krill, relaxing in the comforts of the deep blue aqua. You have carved yourself out a very decent lifestyle. You even moved out of your parents house and are getting very familiar with the pretty little lady shrimps. There was that one time when [...]

“Please consult your physician before taking Valtrex. Some side effects include intense migraines, diarreah, nausea, dreams of Tevin Campbell and enhanced hook shots from the three point line. Valtrex…get yo’ freak on again!” Hey, that’s not how the commercial really goes, but ja’ mon lee, it might as well say that hokey pokey. So, why [...]