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  • Have You Hit Vegetable Booty Before? Don’t Knock It Till You Try It

      Who out there likes booty? Have you received any booty lately? Well, even if you’re a failure at attracting a mate you can always go to your local grocery store and pick up a bag of Veggie Booty made by the delicious people at Robert’s American Gourmet (www.robscape.com). But seriously, the reason why you’re [...]

  • Flaming Hot Funyuns: Onions From Hell

    I was standing amongst the collar shirt army waiting for my food like any other day. My eyes were aimlessly shooting this a way and that a way. Another hopeless work day; another lackluster 30 minute lunch. But this day was different. A quiet, yet soft, voice in my head said, “Point your eyeballs to [...]

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