Below is a quote from the movie The Barbershop. I replaced the word “barber” with “janitor”. See, in my day, a janitor was more than just somebody who sit around in a FUBU shirt with his drawers hanging all out. In my day, a janitor was a counselor. He was a fashion expert. A style [...]

I texted everybody in my phonebook and asked them “How many hours a day do you think you spend at work on the internet doing personal stuff? What is your occupation?” Thanks to all who participated. Here are the results: After studying the data for 24 straight hours while wearing a lab coat I came [...]

Ahhh yes, the temp; we’ve all held the title or been acquainted with this person at some point. These breed of workers are best known for their high tolerance for disrespect and canine style obedience to superiors. Since they are temps their state of mind tells them that everybody in the company is their superior. [...]