The Mcfolks at petitiononline.com are about to receive what they’ve been asking for, for the past few years - THE MCDONALD’S MCRIB IS BACK ON NOVEMBER 2ND!!! Via Twitter, McDonald’s happily announced, “We’re stocking up on Napkins! The Legendary McRib is coming back Nov. 2”. I hope McDonalds is also stocking up on their defibrillators (kids and adult sizes) and their ta-ta-tum-tum-TUMS. During [...]

I once had to babysit my little nephew back in 1998. During that babysit he took a nice dump in his diapers. His B.M. looked so unappealing that, that day I swore to keep away from babysitting for life because I never wanted to see that picture again. Then in January 2010

 The colossal new Dallas Cowboys Stadium is living proof that everything is bigger in Texas. The menu in the luxury suites proves that things there are more expensive too.Those enjoying a Cowboys game from a luxury suite at the new stadium will have to shell out $90 for pizza and $66 for a 12-pack of [...]

Their’s only two products in the world that would make a human stoop to the lowest of the low to get it: #1) Crack cocaine #2) Fast food Burger King should be proud of themselves. I know I would. If I made a burger so good…I mean soooo god damn good….that I got fat girls on [...]