There once was a time when you walked into your hotel room and were greeted with an Andes Chocolate Mint on your pillow. That simple, subtle gesture made you that more jolly…if only for a second. Though those days have been replaced with you being greeted with a strangers pubic hair on your hotel sheets, […]

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There are many things that money can’t buy. I’ve composed a list of a few things below:
-good conversation
-Tom Selek’s mustache
-abs of steel (or any other type of metal)
-hacky sack skills
-unicorns breath
-a grandmothers cooking

Now, let us focus on the last thing on that list – a grandmothers cooking. There is no greater experience than visiting home […]

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After watching a great rock show courtesy of my buddies Def Zero I decided to take my sleep medicine below: carne sada fries. Oh, the agony of eating bad. It hurts so good!

Deaf Zero doing their thizzle.

You see how Barack is making changes already. Just last week these two were arguing about some suspense/thriller movie. I wasn’t really paying attention, but I think the […]

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