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  • Santitas $2 ONLY Tortilla Corn Chips

    Not only did the Santitas tortilla chips lady get beat and battered by the fine stick, but she can fit five pieces of fresh corn in one basket. Seriously, what more can you ask from a woman? Fine, five pieces of corn, $2 ONLY…I resegnate my players card cause my sexy sangria has been foundeded. [...]

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  • Tapatio Ruffles, Fritos and Doritos

    Doesn’t the Tapatio person look like Cameron Diaz in a mustache and spicey mustard suit? Anyhow brown cow, Tapatio Ruffles, Fritos and Doritos – put it in your mouth now June Tao.

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  • Chester’s Flamin’ Hot Fries

    Chester’s Flamin’ Hot Fries is probably responsible for at least 30% of why I no longer have the bottom two abs. One of the top 10 best chips ever. Crush a couple of these suckers up in your hand and throw it into the eyes of a cat burglar – Insta-mace. If Chong Li would [...]

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  • Ruffles Hot Molten Wings

    Come on, look at the picture on the bag of Ruffles Hot Molten Wings chips. I couldn’t resist risking a five dorra bill for a chance to eat what was inside. By the way, our UK brethren call chips crisps. These rust color crisps are so flavor packed that even your heart doctor will call [...]

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