Hey! Mr. and Mrs Diet. I’m not an expert in nutrition or health, but I can tell you one thing: YOUR BODY NEEDS FOOD. So, when you plan on going on a diet make sure those plans include you putting food in your mouth, swallowing that food, and letting that food finish the natural digestion [...]

  For most of us, soup coincides with illness. So with that said, I’d say about 90 percent of us eat soup only when we’re sick. And I’m not talking about that 1.2 ounce bowl of mizo soup alongside your sushi; I’m talking about the main course IS the soup. Come closer kimosabi. <enter whisper voice> Do [...]

Please don’t be offended by the following suggestion you crazy employee person. But, you might want to wash off that silly bar stamp on the underside of your wrist before you stroll into work. Nothing says “I was so percolated at the <insert bar/club name here> last night that I woke up late this morning [...]