In celebration of someone calling me gay because I disliked a bag of hot fries, I would like to post a sack of hot dogs wrapped with what I can only believe are the step children of extremely religious hot dog buns. This would be the hot dog bun version of sending your kids to boarding [...]

Wonder why the lack of posts? Well, were hacked once again and we’re currently fixing the el problemo. Notice we’re using our old banner up top that doesn’t even fit the website’s theme? Maybe that’s a great omen cause I needed to update that banner anyhow. The good thing is this is a great sign that we’re [...]

With Summer just around the corner it’s about that time to bust out the day time sangria while you’re taking a 15 minute break pretending like you’re going for a power walk when really you’re hitting the trunk of the car to take a swig of ‘ol Spanish grandma’s shine potion. Here’s a tip: When [...]

Thanks for all the emails alerting me that this site was down yesterday. According to my hosting people, hackers got into my website through a WordPress plugin and started a spam campaign which alerted my hosting company to shut down RamenDays.com. God damn you Angelina Joline! It must have been an Easter related attack. Easter [...]