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As if the BK Scooter thingy wasn’t enough, Burger King Singapore has launched a new ad campaign for it’s new Seven Inch sandwich. Not only is the awesomeness of this ad campaign so superior to all the other awesome ad campaigns, but to make things more awesome they hired Christina Applegate AKA Kelly Bundy as the poster girl. Nice!!

If you can’t read the ad, this is what it says:

“Fill your desire for something long, juicy and flame-grilled with the NEW BK SUPER SEVEN INCHER. Yearn for more after you taste the mind-blowing burger that comes with a single beef patty, topped with American cheese, crispy onions and the A1 Thick and Hearty Steak Sauce.”

Relating a tasty seven inch sandwich to a blow job is very risky advertisement. Let me rephrase that. If we were living in 1943 this would be very risky advertisement. Then again, if we were living in 1943 the US Government would have had me and my whole family in an internment camp simply because I was of Asian decent. So, let’s just say I’m glad we’re living in 2009. A year that has already brought us amazing events…such as the ShamWow guy’s, Vince Shlomi, arrest for biting the tongue of a hooker

and hmmmmmmmmm….well…that’s the only event that really sticks out in my head. Everything else just kinda vacated my mind’s memory.

So, in conclusion, Burger King’s new fellatio ad for it’s seven inch sandwich is very raunchy yet in today’s world it is no surprise that this ad is received with open arms…or open mouths I suppose. Personally, I dig the ad, but I don’t want to offend anybody though.

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