As if the BK Scooter thingy wasn’t enough, Burger King Singapore has launched a new ad campaign for it’s new Seven Inch sandwich. Not only is the awesomeness of this ad campaign so superior to all the other awesome ad campaigns, but to make things more awesome they hired Christina Applegate AKA Kelly Bundy as the poster girl. Nice!!
If you can’t read the ad, this is what it says:
“Fill your desire for something long, juicy and flame-grilled with the NEW BK SUPER SEVEN INCHER. Yearn for more after you taste the mind-blowing burger that comes with a single beef patty, topped with American cheese, crispy onions and the A1 Thick and Hearty Steak Sauce.”
Relating a tasty seven inch sandwich to a blow job is very risky advertisement. Let me rephrase that. If we were living in 1943 this would be very risky advertisement. Then again, if we were living in 1943 the US Government would have had me and my whole family in an internment camp simply because I was of Asian decent. So, let’s just say I’m glad we’re living in 2009. A year that has already brought us amazing events…such as the ShamWow guy’s, Vince Shlomi, arrest for biting the tongue of a hooker
and hmmmmmmmmm….well…that’s the only event that really sticks out in my head. Everything else just kinda vacated my mind’s memory.
So, in conclusion, Burger King’s new fellatio ad for it’s seven inch sandwich is very raunchy yet in today’s world it is no surprise that this ad is received with open arms…or open mouths I suppose. Personally, I dig the ad, but I don’t want to offend anybody though.
![[del.icio.us]](http://www.ramendays.com/wp-content/plugins/bookmarkify/delicious.png "Burger King Seven Incher Fellatio Sandwich Thingy")
![[Digg]](http://www.ramendays.com/wp-content/plugins/bookmarkify/digg.png "Burger King Seven Incher Fellatio Sandwich Thingy")
![[Facebook]](http://www.ramendays.com/wp-content/plugins/bookmarkify/facebook.png "Burger King Seven Incher Fellatio Sandwich Thingy")
![[Google]](http://www.ramendays.com/wp-content/plugins/bookmarkify/google.png "Burger King Seven Incher Fellatio Sandwich Thingy")
![[MySpace]](http://www.ramendays.com/wp-content/plugins/bookmarkify/myspace.png "Burger King Seven Incher Fellatio Sandwich Thingy")
![[StumbleUpon]](http://www.ramendays.com/wp-content/plugins/bookmarkify/stumbleupon.png "Burger King Seven Incher Fellatio Sandwich Thingy")
![[Technorati]](http://www.ramendays.com/wp-content/plugins/bookmarkify/technorati.png "Burger King Seven Incher Fellatio Sandwich Thingy")
![[Twitter]](http://www.ramendays.com/wp-content/plugins/bookmarkify/twitter.png "Burger King Seven Incher Fellatio Sandwich Thingy")
![[Windows Live]](http://www.ramendays.com/wp-content/plugins/bookmarkify/windowslive.png "Burger King Seven Incher Fellatio Sandwich Thingy")
![[Yahoo!]](http://www.ramendays.com/wp-content/plugins/bookmarkify/yahoo.png "Burger King Seven Incher Fellatio Sandwich Thingy")
![[Email]](http://www.ramendays.com/wp-content/plugins/bookmarkify/email.png "Burger King Seven Incher Fellatio Sandwich Thingy")
3 responses so far ↓
1 Megan // Jul 28, 2009 at 12:15 pm
And of course it’s dripping with *ahem* mayo
Oh, BK…
2 Caleb // Aug 4, 2009 at 3:06 pm
Behave yourself BK…bad BK
3 Evelyn // Nov 24, 2009 at 8:43 am
As a feminist by default, I find this ad offensive. :p
In all seriousness though, I’m surprised I never saw this ad. Not particularly tasteful or funny, nor was Carls Jr’s recent deal with Padma where they declared she was ‘more than just a piece of meat’. Oh, fast food establishments and your misogynistic ways of attracting young males to buy your burgers (in hopes you will be blown or get more than just meat)!
In other news, I thought the BK Scooter deal to be hilarious, as were the captions. I forsee an obese day in America’s future, where scooter-thrus will be the new rage…
Leave a Comment