Yup, you guessed it my friends. Burger King is just a front for Mel Gibson’s next level of insanity. You thought Braveheart and Burger King’s free French Fries give away for St. Patrick’s Day has no relation? Oh, they are more related than cousins in the backwoods. What’s ironic is how they’re giving away FRENCH fries on St. Patrick’s Day. Might as well give away chicken masala with a fortune cookie. The Irish do love themselves some spuds so maybe tater tots would be more appropriate.
Anyhow, don’t look a gift horse in the mouth, go get yourselves some free Burger King fries with Heinz green ketchup and have you some FREEEEEDOM!!!! Ahhhhh maaaaan, they should have called it a FREEDOM fries giveaway. Totally would have worked with the Mel Gibson theme. Damn it, sugar teets.