Beans and Bagels

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As announced in this post, I’ll be quitting my day job on June 15th to enjoy my freedoms as a drifter/post apocalyptic bad ass. So to train for my upcoming lifestyle enhancement, I have completely cut meat from my diet to keep me light and stealth for when I have to dodge rouge cars and because I will roughly have a $2.53 daily food budget. Basically, I’m altering my diet as if I were conditioning to become a runway model…minus the heavy amounts of cocaine and compliments.

These photos up top are of what my Mad Max diet consisted of last night. I call this meal, “So a Jewish guy and a Mexican guy walk into a bar…”.