It’s a rough life here in Southern California. First, the sun is always out and now California burritos are being spotted on strange traffic signs. This disgusts me.

Yup, you guessed it my friends. Burger King is just a front for Mel Gibson’s next level of insanity. You thought Braveheart and Burger King’s free French Fries give away for St. Patrick’s Day has no relation? Oh, they are more related than cousins in the backwoods. What’s ironic is how they’re giving away FRENCH [...]

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After some professional stalking of the 3rd dimension, I’ve come to the conclusion that consuming green dye on St. Patrick’s Day will not have any long term effects on your health. Out of all the articles I’ve read, a few hinted that you might get the mud butt (diarrhea) and, in the worst case if [...]