Andy Capp’s Hot Fries = Nastiest Chips Ever
Never in the history of this site have I bad mouthed any product. Most of the times I can find praise in anything. One time I got the herpes and I was like, “Well, I have the herpes and it will never go away, but on the other side of the token I can test my medical insurance to see if I’m covered”. I can’t find anything good about Andy Capp’s Hot Fries.
Andy Capp’s Hot Fries is like biting into a burger that LOOKS tasty, but then you bite into it and it tastes like fried caca. Plus, their’s nothing “hot” about these fries. These hot fries are like putting a barbed wire tattoo on a skinny guy’s arm. It’s equivalent to putting a fat guy in a muscle shirt. Their’s no rhyme to the reason. I give this product two thumbs down and two middle fingers up.
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Hot Fries are the best damn cheap ass snack on the face of the planet, were you doped up or something? Dip that shit into Tabasco and you got yourself a future fire ass party
you are on one…hot fries are the shit…or maybe it’s cuz i’ve only eaten them while stoned…whatever the case, hit it with some lime juice and tapatio homie…
Danny and BK: Tabasco, Tapatio, and/or lime juice will make anything good. I dipped a fat girl in a tub of Tabasco and she emerged lookin’ like Cher. Then I dipped Cher in lime juice and she looked like Buzz Aldrin. Then I hit Buzz Aldrin with some Tapatio and out came Jennifer Lopez.
Sooooo, If you gotta dip these chips in something to cover their natural taste then they are obviously no good straight out the bag.
hey smart guy…i love hot fries regardless…the condiments were merely a suggestion in case you still had the damn bag…you should be squirtin lime and hot sauce on everything anyway!
squirt deeeeez nutzzzzz in ya mouf!!
That’s it! BLOG WAR!!!
You must be on druuuuugs, Hot Fries are awesome! Well, except recently. Lately whenever I buy a bag they’re really fucking GREASY at the bottom, they never used to be like this! Did they stop baking them to save money or something?
Kerstin, I guess the bag I ate had all the awesome taken out. Maybe with the recession they had to cut back on “awesome” and replace it with “gnarly” or “rad”. They could have atleast added some “funk” or “god damn”. I think they just stopped making them good to save money. How dare them. How dare all of you!
i fed my ex’s bird a couple of these delicious fries and it died the next day. I think you and the bird share the same tastebuds, regardless I will never stop eating the legendary hot fries.
Damn it Deaner…I thought you were on my side until the end of that post
Come on…anybody wanna agree with me or should I just take the loss on this one?
I stick by my guns though…They are the nastiest chips IN THE WORLD!!!
putting “andy capp’s hot fries” and “nasty” in the same sentence is a sin against mankind.. no, even god himself. shame on you.
Andy Capp’s are indeed terrible tasting. Blech
“Tabasco, Tapatio, and/or lime juice will make anything good.”
This is the truth. Which is why I put lime on French toast, ice cream & other things (not all of them together, of course
) and ignore the funny looks
Hot fries are the shit but yeah they had a bad run of greasy fries a little while ago but very recently they’ve been fuckin dank as hell. Good ass munchie food for sure. Wish they still sold the 6oz boxes.
I like Hotfries. If you dont that is fine by me but I agree that they aren’t as good as they were. I’m not sure myself what has happened to them but the ones I eat today aren’t the good ones I ate that made me bother to keep eating them.
Xizzzy wrote: Oct 12, 2009 at 9:45 pm
“I like Hotfries. If you dont that is fine by me but I agree that they aren’t as good as they were. I’m not sure myself what has happened to them but the ones I eat today aren’t the good ones I ate that made me bother to keep eating them.”
I agree that they don’t taste as good as they used to. Some factors may be your age and taste buds changing. I believe alot has to do with quality and changing of ingredients (to make em cheaper to produce). I used to be able to taste the mustard but i can’t no more. Anyone else agree about the mustard? I’ve been eating them since 1978 when GoodMark foods (when they was actually good) put them out. ConAgra Foods puts them out now. I’m 41 now and basically i just eat them cuz i keep hoping they’ll taste like they used to. Hopefully they’ll get wise and make them taste better or i get wise and stop buying them.
It is probably impossible to tell what made the product taste different to me. Could be aging taste buds or the production process and/or formula *shrugs* I still like them and enjoy the ones I get regardless. What I cant seem to figure out is the packaging. I remember a bag that looked like flames all over it but google hasnt produced a picture of such a bag ever existing which puzzles me.
I will disagree with you to the ends of the Earth. Even though I only get in the mood for them once in a while, Hot Fries are one of my favorite junk foods.
It’s one of those things where I’m not impressed with the first bite but pretty soon I can’t stop eating. I’m a skinny twerp who can’t usually eat an entire bag of chips but I’ve never left a bag of Andy Cap’s Fries unfinished.
I also really enjoy the Cheddar Fries variety but not as much.
boo-yah ka-shaw! try the steak fries too. I think I’ll pick up some Andy Capp’s tonight
Casey, just to let you know, people can’t be gay if they dislike hot fries (or “hot fires” as you tend to call them). That’s not how that gay thing works. However, Casey putting his pee-pee in other guys doo-doo holes, would make Casey gay. And eating “like a bag a day” is nothing to brag about broham. Or do you and your boyfriend share the bag? Ha, you share your boyfriend’s “bag”.
lol…funny shit
Where can i get a damn Hot Fries T-SHirt damit
Hmmmmmmm Cuyler, I would not know. That actually would be a badass shirt though. Everybody loves hot fries…the Cheetos kind…not these nasty Andy Capp’s.
Sorry y’all, my opinion has not changed.
hot fries are the shit
i had them recently and now i want them really bad right now!!!!!
They are good!
mmmmmmm now i want some steak fries too
HOT FRIES ARE THE SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I need to try those steak fries. I hear people bragging about them. I hope they’re not nasty like the hot fries.
Yes, I still don’t like the hot fries.
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After a reverse investigation, the guy who commented above was found to have a penis that inverted back into his body. Doctors say this is a sign of “Smart Ass” syndrome. Another sign of this syndrome is a fanny pack that contains Virginia Slim cigarettes.
Hot fries are the best snack ever created. shoot i could eat hot fries every meal for the rest of my life and never get sick of them. so light, spicy, crispy, and tasty. mmmmmmm. i buy hot fries by the box. 30, 3 oz bags in a box. Its the best thing in the world when that box arrives at my doorstep. Hot fries rock my world. does anyone one know of a recipe that you could use them with?
Jo Jo – Oh yeah, you gotta check out my Flamin’ Hot Fried Fish recipe. I think you could find inspiration to make a recipe out of Hot Fries by looking at this recipe. Here it is: http://www.ramendays.com/flamin-hot-fried-fish/
I’ve had the different varieties of Andy Capp’s fries, and none of them are good at all. If I want to get fattened up on a snack, let it be the Flamin Hot Funyuns!
Hell yeah, Flamin’ Hot Funyuns is where it’s at. I’m just waiting for the people at church to spice up the communion bread with Flamin’ Hot powder.
I completely agree about them not tasting as good.
I literally just finished a bag and decided to (for no apparent reason) Google hot fries, and this amazing site showed up.
The last time I tried Hot Fries, was about 3 years ago, and I (unless it’s just me) know they tasted better. This bag was extremely greasy (I at first thought they were wet or something) at the bottom of the bag.
It’s a shame to have them suck now.
O well….. I’ll try the steak fries next.
Johnaayyyy!! Like partayyyyyy!!! Anyhow, those steak fries are equally as bad. I’m seriously thinking Andy Capp’s is a front for some sort of grow operation or perhaps an evil chef taking revenge on all the rude customers of the world. Whatever the case, stay clear of the Andy Capp’s.
You all must have gotten bad bags of the Hot Fries… that shit is fucking great…. Never been happier with food that will eventually out live your body and your colon.. when looking at my coffin.. you will see a skeleton and preserved hot fries….
I EAT AT LEAST 1 BAG A DAY! HAHA AND I AM A START XC RUNNER!!!!!!!!!! THOSE THINGS ARE FRIGGANN AMAZING!
RUNNING FROM THE PO PO WITH A BAG OF ANDY CAPP’S IS NOT XC RUNNING, THAT’S AN EPISODE OF COPS
j/k
Hot Fries are serious stoner food-they are awesome!!! You dont have a clue!
This blog is old but I would like to say…Andy hot fries are gross!! they taste nothing like Chester’s hot fries which are the shit! They are so gooood but Andy are sooooo nasty..that is all
you are an idiot i dont care how old this blog is
Stop being rude asshole
That’s where you’re wrong. Anyone who doesn’t like Hot Fries is 100%, unabashedly flaming homosexual. You, sir, love men just like me. I love the cock.
P.S. You don’t deserve the name of Caleb.
Y’all r gayy they r the best
THEY’RE FRIGGIN GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EAT THEM YOU BITCH, YOU ASS-LICKING PEANUS-SUCKING MOTHERFUCKING BITCHES YOU FRIGGIN COWARDS EAT SHIT AND HERE IS A VIRUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LOOOOOOONNNNNNNGGGGG SUKERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think that the Andy Capps kind are not too great… but Chester’s are AWESOME!!!!!