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Edit September 27, 2009: First off, thank you all for the emails encouraging a proper recovery of my sushi finger.  It’s a little shorter, kinda ugly lookin’ and I’ve lost some feeling at the tip, but all in all, it’s about 95% healed. Plus when I want to flip somebody the bird, but don’t really want to hurt their feelings I [...]

Generally speaking, McDonald’s is the least healthy food item you can put into your body. It’s basically like eating a bag of crap. Thank Allah (or Jesus, Buddah, or whoever) that a bag of crap isn’t considered a food item. Introducing McDonald’s Japan’s new bag of crap:

At least they’re keeping it real. Cause keeping it real is all that counts. Well, that and wearing condoms that are your size. Don’t bust out the magnums to impress the chick cause she’ll be less impressed when the magnum slips right off. Then she will laugh and point at you. So please…keep it real. [...]

That’s right. Don’t get all jealous of my deep frying potato skills. Actually, it doesn’t take much to make homemade fries. Just cut potatoes to the size of fries you want, dry on paper towel and throw in oil. Bam!!