This is a very simple recipe that anybody can do. Yes, anybody! Even your lazy ass girlfriend can do it. So you tell that hoe to get off that Playstation 3 and get to cookin’ (this applies to boyfriends too).  
Ingrediants
-Tilapia fillets (however much you want)
-Flour (enough that you can cover the fillets with)
-Pepper (to taste)
-Salt (to taste)
-Backhand […]

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“Bowls: Bad for haircuts. Good for meals.”
I must agree with Jack on this one. Oh, you think I’m just talkin’ out my <ya know> when I say that?

Yeah, that’s me at about 4 years old. Told you bowls were bad for haircuts. My dear young Caleb…their’s much I have to warn you about. Like that one time when you didn’t buy the […]

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Denny’s would make the perfect politician. Without even saying a word, Denny’s brings together the seniors (mostly at 7am), the young (mostly at 3am), the happy blacks, the angry whites, the funny Asians, the not so jolly non-Asians, the ladies with promiscuous ways, the gents with big pay checks, the midnight tokers, the drunks, the […]

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